Q. Why can't skeletons play music in church? A. Because they have no organs! Q. Why don't skeletons like parties? A. Because they have no body to go with! Q What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A. A cereal killer! Q. Where do ghosts go on holiday? A. Mali-Boo! Q. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy! Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music? A. Wrap! Q. How do spiders travel round the world? A. Using the world wide web!