Halloween Jokes

Q. Why can't skeletons play music in church?
A. Because they have no organs!

Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?
A. Because they have no body to go with!

Q What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer!

Q. Where do ghosts go on holiday?
A. Mali-Boo!

Q. Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!

Q. How do spiders travel round the world?
A. Using the world wide web!