Q. Why can't skeletons play music in church?
A. Because they have no organs!
Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?
A. Because they have no body to go with!
Q What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer!
Q. Where do ghosts go on holiday?
A. Mali-Boo!
Q. Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!
Q. How do spiders travel round the world?
A. Using the world wide web!
Lord Chaos
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The Ruler of the Southern Ocean was Shû (Heedless), the Ruler of the
Northern Ocean was Hû (Sudden), and the Ruler of the Centre was Chaos.
Shû and Hû wer...
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